The Weasel

by

Jane Royce

Sing to "POP goes the weasel!"

All around the station, Chet chases Johnny

The Phantom has more tricks up his sleeve,

POP goes the pidgeon!

Never a day passes, when the Phantom tries to angle

Into the life of our poor John

"TWIT" yells the captain!

Oh Roy, he's taken all that he can

But this trend is rather tiring, his partner is trying to outdo the Phantom

"Stop" yells the senior!

The pranks and gags go on and on

Around the clock they manage

Till finally the shift draws to an end

POP goes the time-clock!