Little Red Riding in the Hood
Once upon a time, there was a cop named Sindy. Sindy prepared to visit Granny, who was tired of the drug dealers in her neighborhood.
Sindy loaded her backpack with Ding Dongs, asparagus, and creamed corn. She also packed her gun, just in case she needed it. She said, "Granny will enjoy the goodies I picked out for her." With that thought, Sindy put on her bright red helmet and jumped on her dirt bike.
Meanwhile, the big bad drug dealer had locked Granny in her basement. The window was just too small for Granny to crawl out. Granny managed to get the attention of a blond man on a horse.
"My friends will get you out real soon," Sir Jonathan of Baker told Granny. He then got his partner, Sir Francis of Poncherello, having Old Gray gallop as fast as the horse could go.
Sir Francis then said,"Looks like Lady Sindy of Cahill has found the right Granny."
Sir Jonathan said, "Let's call for back-up for Lady Sindy. We also have enough for a search warrant."
Sindy pulled up to Granny's house on her dirt bike. Just outside the house, hidden in the flora, were Sir Jonathan, Sir Francis, Sir Barry of Baricza, Sir Gene of Fritz, Lady Katherine of Linehan, and Sir Robert of Nelson.
Meanwhile, Sir Jebidiah of Turner, Sir Arthur of Grossman, Sir Bruce of Nelson, and Lady Bonnie of Clark were executing a search warrant of the big bad drug dealer's house.
Lady Sindy walked into the house and entered the bedroom.
"My, what big eyes you have, " Sindy told the drug dealer.
"All the better to see you with," he said.
"My, what big ears you have," Sindy said.
"All the better to hear you with," he said.
With that, Lady Sindy threw the creamed corn at the dealer. Then she stuffed his mouth with the asparagus. The other officers came in and arrested the big bad drug dealer. Lady Sindy then rescued Granny from the basement and gave the Ding Dongs to Sir Francis.
Later that evening, a dinner was held at the request of King Joseph and Queen Elizabeth of Getraer. Court Jester Harlan of Arliss provided the entertainment for the festivities. The drug dealer got 35 years in the dungeon.
And they all lived happily ever after.